Peter: Well, this chapter is a doozy! So, uh, Numbers 26 is all about the Lord telling Moses to take a census of all the Israelites, and the population count is 603,550. Oh, and then the Lord wanted to assign the tribes their allotted land according to the census numbers.

Lois: Wow, that's a lot of people!

Brian: Yeah, and they're all wearing those funny hats and stuff.

Stewie: Ah, yes, it's like a scene from Master and Commander, but with sandals instead of boots!

Peter: Heh, yep! And, uh, then the Lord tells Moses to divide the land among the nine and a half tribes, 'cause the Levites don't get a portion - they're the Lord's special tribe.

Lois: Ah, so they get special privileges?

Brian: Well, yeah, that's what it looks like.

Stewie: Well, if they're the Lord's special tribe, then I want to be the Lord's extra special tribe!

Peter: Uh, I don't think that's how it works, Stewie.

Lois: Yeah, I think you'll just have to settle for being extra special in our hearts.

Brian: That's right, Stewie. Now, uh, let's see here - the Lord then tells Moses to assign the tribes their allotted land, and the Israelites obey and move in.

Stewie: Ah, neat! A new home for everyone!

Peter: Yeah, it's like a biblical version of Trading Spaces.

Lois: Peter!

Brian: Heh, anyway, that's it for Numbers 26!