Peter (as narrator): Alright, here's the story of Numbers 22. So, it's a classic tale of a guy named Balaam and his talking donkey.

Lois (interjecting): Wait, what?

Peter: Yeah, I know, right? It's like something out of a Disney movie, like, you know, "The Little Mermaid 2: Return of the Donkeys".

Stewie (confused): What?

Peter: Anyway, so God told Balaam not to go to the people of Moab. But then Balak, the King of Moab, sent a bunch of dudes to get Balaam to come and curse the Israelites.

Brian (sarcastically): Wow, a talking donkey. That's original.

Peter (ignoring Brian): But then, when Balaam tried to curse them, all that came out of his mouth were blessings instead. So, Balak was all like "What the hell? I wanted the Israelites cursed, not blessed!" And that's the end of Numbers 22.