Alex: "So, tell me about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Numbers. In chapter 22, we see Balak, the King of Moab, trying to hire the prophet Balaam to curse the Israelites. He sends messengers to Balaam with an offer of great wealth, but Balaam refuses.

Alex: "Uhh, that's fascinating, but do you have any hobbies?"

Contestant: "Oh, definitely, but I also wanted to mention that God appears to Balaam and tells him that he cannot curse the Israelites. Balaam then follows Balak's orders to go with him, but God continues to speak to Balaam, warning him not to curse the Israelites.

Alex: "Look, I'm sure the Bible is great, but how about we talk about something else?"

Contestant: "Sure, but I also wanted to mention that Balaam then has a vision in which God tells him to bless the Israelites instead. Balak is furious, but Balaam blesses the Israelites anyway, and Balak sends him away."