Alex Trebek: "So, tell us a bit more about yourself. What do you like to do in your free time?"

Contestant: "Well, I am a huge fan of the Bible, and I love to read it and summarize it chapter by chapter. I'd love to tell you about the book of Numbers, specifically Chapter 16."

Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): "Uh...okay. What can you tell us about that chapter?"

Contestant: "In Numbers 16, a group of people called the Korahites start a rebellion against Moses and Aaron. They challenge Moses' authority and try to take his place as leader. God shows his power by opening up the earth and swallows up the Korahites and all their belongings. As a reminder, God commands that a sign be placed in the Tabernacle, warning future generations against trying to usurp the authority of the Lord's chosen leaders.