Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a pretty big Bible nerd and I like to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, if you must. What can you tell me about Numbers 5?

Contestant: In Numbers 5, the Lord instructs Moses to command the Israelites to purge the camp of any uncleanliness and defilement. He also gives instructions for the trial of jealousy and for the sin offering.

Alex Trebek: *annoyed* And anything else?

Contestant: Yes! In this chapter, the Lord also outlines the regulations for the Nazirite vow, which is a vow of abstinence and dedication to the Lord.

Alex Trebek: *irritated* Is that all?

Contestant: Well, the Lord also gives instructions on how to deal with leprosy and how to purify those who have been healed from it.

Alex Trebek: *exasperated* OK, you can stop now! Anything else would be overkill!