Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself."
Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible. In Numbers 15, the Israelites are commanded by God to make tassels for the bottom of their garments as a reminder of God's commandments. He also commands that all Israelites living in the Promised Land must offer sacrifices to the Lord. Lastly, He gives instructions for anyone who sins unintentionally, and provides instructions for how to atone for such sins."
Alex Trebek: "Ah, that's interesting. So, what other hobbies do you have?
Contestant: "I also love to read the Bible. In Numbers 16, two rebels named Korah and Dathan lead a revolt against Moses, but God intervenes and causes the earth to open up and swallow them alive. He then sends a plague upon the people, but Aaron stands between them and the plague and makes an offering to atone for their sins, thus saving them."
Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Umm, okay. So, what do you like to do in your free time?"
Contestant: "Oh, I love to study the Bible. In Numbers 17, God commands Moses to take twelve rods from the twelve tribes of Israel and place them in the tabernacle. The next day, Aaron's rod has sprouted buds, blossoms, and ripe almonds, thus confirming his authority as the High Priest."
Alex Trebek: *exasperated* "Okay, I think that's enough about the Bible for now. I'm sure you have other interests - what else do you like to do?"
Contestant: "Oh, uh, of course! I also like to cook, read, and volunteer in my community. I'm sure we can find something else to talk about!"