Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, Numbers 7.

Alex Trebek (with a bit of frustration): Ummm...okay, go ahead.

Contestant: In Numbers 7, the Israelites are instructed to bring offerings to the Lord. On the first day, the leaders of each tribe brought offerings for dedication of the altar. On the second day, the leaders of the tribe of Shimon brought their offerings. This pattern continued for 12 days, with a different tribe bringing offerings each day. The offerings were all identical - one silver plate, one silver bowl, one gold spoon, a bull, two rams, a lamb, and various grain and oil offerings.

Alex Trebek (clearly annoyed): Alright, I think that's enough Bible talk. Let's move on to something else.