Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'd love to, but first I'd like to tell you about the book of Numbers in the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead then.

Contestant: In Numbers 1, God commands Moses to take a census of all the men of Israel, from twenty years old and upward, by their families. So Moses and Aaron take a count of all the people according to their families and tribes, and it totals 603,550.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Uh-huh. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, God also gives instructions on who will be responsible for leading the people of Israel on their journey through the wilderness. He appoints the twelve princes—one from each tribe—and they are to lead the people in the tabernacle and take care of the tabernacle's furnishings.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, I think that's enough about the Bible for now. Let's move on.