Alex Trebek: Alright, so, what would you say your favorite hobby is?

Contestant: Well, I really enjoy summarizing the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [visibly frustrated] Okay then…um…what are you summarizing?

Contestant: Right now I'm summarizing Numbers 17. It's about God instructing Moses to take 12 rods, one for each of the tribes of Israel, and write the name of the tribal leader on it. Moses is then instructed to put the rods into the Tabernacle in front of the Ark of the Covenant.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, and then what happens?

Contestant: On the following day, Aaron's rod had budded, blossomed, and produced almonds, showing that God had chosen him to lead the people. All the other rods had remained unchanged, showing that the other tribes had been chosen as well.

Alex Trebek: [under his breath] Here we go again…