Alex: "So, what brings you on Jeopardy today?"

Contestant: "Well, today I'd like to tell you about Numbers 36 from the Bible!"

Alex: (rolls eyes) "Ugh. Alright, let's hear it then."

Contestant: "Numbers 36 is about Zelophehad's daughters, who are asking Moses for a peculiar inheritance. Their father had died without any sons, so they wanted a special ruling so they could still inherit his land."

Alex: (sighs) "Sure, okay. What else?"

Contestant: "Moses then consults with God and God instructs him to make sure that the daughters' inheritance will be kept within their own tribe so that the land stays within that tribe. Moses then passes the ruling on to the people and the daughters are given their inheritance."

Alex: (sarcastically) "Fascinating! Anything else you'd like to tell me about the Bible?"

Contestant: "Nope, that's it!"

Alex: (Relieved) "Thank goodness. Let's move on to something more interesting, shall we?"