Lois: So, what's going on in Numbers 36?

Peter: Well, Lois, it's all about the daughters of Zelophehad. They wanted to make sure they received an inheritance, so they go to Moses to ask.

Brian: Yeah, and Moses goes to the Lord to ask what the deal should be. Basically, the Lord says that if a man dies without any sons, his daughter should receive his inheritance.

Cleveland: Word. That's just like when Will Smith passed the torch to his daughter in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Quagmire: Yeah, I remember that! The Lord said that if a man does have sons, then the inheritance should be split between them and his daughters.

Joe: But if a man dies without any children, then his brothers should marry his daughters to keep the inheritance within the family.

Stewie: So, the bottom line here is that the Lord wanted to make sure that the daughters of Zelophehad were taken care of and got their fair share.

Lois: Sounds like a pretty fair deal.

Peter: Yeah, just like when the Love Boat crew split the treasure they found.

Everyone: *Laughter*