Peter: "Alrighty, so this is the book of Numbers and Chapter 28. Basically, it's all about the Israelites making offerings to God. Basically, it's like when the Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall and says, 'Oh yeah!' and everyone's like, 'Oh yeah!' So, they're offering up a whole bunch of bulls and lambs and doves and stuff. And then it says something about burnt offerings, which is like when you burn the pizza and you have to throw it out and get a new one. And then it talks about a 'meat offering' which is like when you get a free sample of meat at the grocery store. And then there's a drink offering, which is like when you get a free beer at a bar. The end."