Listen up, new recruits! This is Numbers 28! It tells ya about the sacrifices and offerings to be made by the Israelites. Ya got your burnt offerings each day, ya got your Sabbath day offerings, and ya got your monthly offerings. On each of the seven major feasts ya gotta make an extra special offering - two bulls, one ram, and seven lambs. So ya better remember it all, otherwise you'll be in the brig! That's Numbers 28 - now get back to work!