"Listen up, you maggots! This is Numbers 32! The people of Reuben and Gad want to stay on the east side of the Jordan River. God tells 'em they can stay but they gotta help the rest of Israel move in. So they agree to send their troops to fight alongside Israel, but they'll keep their families and livestock back in Transjordan. The Lord is cool with this plan and gives the tribes permission to settle on the east side. That's it! Now move out!"