Listen up, maggots! This is Numbers 25! In this chapter, the Israelites commit a serious sin and the Lord orders Moses to punish them. Then, one of the Israelite leaders named Phinehas kills a man and a woman who were committing adultery, and the Lord rewards him for his righteous deed. Afterwards, the Lord tells Moses to take a census of the Israelites and to prepare for their journey to the Promised Land. That's it! Now move it!