Listen up, maggots! This chapter is about the Israelites takin' a census of the people in their army, so they know what kind of forces they got. God told Moses to take a count of all the men in Israel over the age of twenty who were able to fight. All those men, plus their families, would make up the army of the Lord. After that, they divided the land among the 12 tribes of Israel. They also got a list of all the people who died in the wilderness, so they knew who wasn't gonna be around to fight. That's it. Dismissed!