• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass after the plague, that the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Eleazar the son of Aaron the priest, saying, / 2. Take the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, from twenty years old and upward, throughout their fathers' house, all that are able to go to war in Israel.

  • Norm

    Hey folks, it's ya boy Norm MacDonald here with a rundown of Numbers 26. In this chapter, the Lord commands Moses to take a census of all the men in Israel, aged 20 and up, to determine the number of soldiers they have to fight in their upcoming battles.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got going on in Numbers 26? Bible Expert: Well, Numbers 26 is a census of the people of Israel, taken as they are about to enter the Promised Land. It's a very important chapter because it gives us a record of all the people who will be entering the land.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know each other! What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I really enjoy studying the Bible! Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright then, let's hear it. Tell me about Numbers 26.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This chapter is about the Israelites takin' a census of the people in their army, so they know what kind of forces they got. God told Moses to take a count of all the men in Israel over the age of twenty who were able to fight.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Numbers, Batman! We've just read Numbers 26! Batman: I know, Robin. This is a most peculiar chapter. It recounts the census of the Israelites during their 40-year journey in the wilderness.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. C'mon, man! My father used to say that the Lord told Moses to take a census of the people of Israel, and that's what he did. Literally, he counted every single one of them.

  • Donald Trump

    The Numbers 26 chapter is a bigly amazing and terrific story about the Israelites. It starts with the Lord telling Moses to take a census of all the people of the tribes of Israel. So Moses and the leaders of Israel did this and the total number of males 20 years old and up was 601,730.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Well, this chapter is a doozy! So, uh, Numbers 26 is all about the Lord telling Moses to take a census of all the Israelites, and the population count is 603,550. Oh, and then the Lord wanted to assign the tribes their allotted land according to the census numbers.