• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Command the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye come into the land of Canaan; (this {is} the land that shall fall unto you for an inheritance, {even} the land of Canaan with the coasts thereof:)

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's Numbers 34, and it's a real page-turner. This chapter is all about the boundaries of the land of Canaan. It's like a real-estate seminar, only in the Bible! So it starts off with Moses giving directions to the Israelites about how to divide the land among the different tribes, and then it goes into a lot of detail about the exact boundaries of each area.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we have here? Numbers chapter 34. Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter God instructs Moses to have the Israelites map out the borders of their Promised Land. Joe: Wait, wait, hold on, the Promised Land?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Numbers 34! Alex Trebek: (annoyed) Uhh...okay. What is Numbers 34?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, recruits! In Numbers 34, God tells Moses to give the land of Canaan to the people of Israel. He instructs Moses to divide the land among the 12 tribes of Israel. He tells Moses to take one leader from each tribe and draw a map of the land.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! Bwahaha! You won't ever be able to figure out the mysteries of Numbers 34! Batman: We shall see, Joker. In this chapter, the Lord commands Moses to tell the Israelites that they are to appoint one man from each of the twelve tribes of Israel to survey the land of Canaan and to divide it among the tribes.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, I'm tellin' ya, Numbers 34 is a real doozy. See here, Jack, it starts off with some pretty serious business. We got God talking about setting boundaries for the Promised Land. He literally says, "This is the land that is to be allotted to the Israelites as their possession.

  • Donald Trump

    In Numbers 34, we can see that the Lord is Bigly in control! God told Moses to command the Israelites to take possession of the land of Canaan. This land was divided among the twelve tribes, with boundaries on the north, south, east, and west.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Numbers 34, the Lord tells Moses to assign a leader from each of the 12 tribes of Israel to map out the borders of the Promised Land. Lois: Hey, like that time when they made a map of the United States on Family Feud and Steve Harvey was like, "Let's map it out!"