• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Speak unto Aaron, and say unto him, When thou lightest the lamps, the seven lamps shall give light over against the candlestick. / 3. And Aaron did so; he lighted the lamps thereof over against the candlestick, as the LORD commanded Moses.

  • Norm

    Hey, everyone. Well, this week on the Bible, we're up to Numbers 8. Now, this is a real snoozefest, even for the Bible. We got a lot of instructions about how to set up the Tabernacle lamps and how to cleanse the Levites.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so you're gonna tell me about Numbers 8. Bible Expert: Sure. This chapter is all about the dedication of the Levites to the service of the Lord. Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. What's a Levite?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Numbers 8 in the Bible. Alex Trebek: <sighs> Okay. Go ahead. Contestant: In Numbers 8, God instructs Moses to set up the seven lamps of the Menorah, which symbolizes the presence of the Lord.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! Chapter 8 of the Good Book is all about the Levites. As you already know, the Levites were special people chosen by God to serve as priests. In this chapter, God tells Moses to take the Levites and consecrate them to serve in the tabernacle.

  • Batman

    Batman: Trouble ahead, Robin! We need to keep a close eye on the Israelites as they get ready to march across the desert. Robin: To the Batmobile! Batman: Not so fast, young ward! In Numbers 8, the Lord instructs Moses to set up the lamps in the tabernacle to be a continual burning before the Lord.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up! Here's the deal: in Numbers 8, we learn about the Levites. Lit'rally, this is the only tribe that can serve in the temple, so it's a pretty big deal. My father used to say, "You gotta take care of the Levites, or uh, you know, you won't have a temple!" So what was that? They had to be consecrated to God and they did that by offering sacrifices and then they had to go through a purification process.

  • Donald Trump

    The Numbers 8 chapter is huge! Many people are saying it's one of the best chapters in the Bible. It's all about God's amazing instructions to Moses on how to set up the twelve lamps in the Tabernacle. This is a tremendous and very important task, which God blesses America for getting right.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, this is Numbers 8. So it starts off with the Lord telling Moses to make a lampstand out of pure gold and place it in the Tabernacle, so they can light the lamps on it each evening. [Lois walks in.