• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses in the plains of Moab by Jordan {near} Jericho, saying, / 2. Command the children of Israel, that they give unto the Levites of the inheritance of their possession cities to dwell in; and ye shall give {also} unto the Levites suburbs for the cities round about them.

  • Norm

    Well folks, it's been a while since I've had a Bible chapter to review, but here we go with Numbers 35 – and it's a doozy. So, if you were one of the people who left Egypt with Moses, this chapter is for you.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so today we have Bible Expert here to discuss the chapter of Numbers 35. Let's dive right in. What's the general synopsis of this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Numbers 35 is all about providing cities of refuge for those who have committed accidental manslaughter.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what would you like to tell me about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Numbers 35 in the Bible. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Really? We're doing this again? Alright, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, new recruits! This is NUMBERS 35! Here's the scoop: God tells Moses and the Israelites to set aside certain cities in the land of Canaan for the Levites to live in. God also instructs the Israelites to set up cities of refuge, where those accused of murder can flee to escape the vengeance of the victim's family.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin are standing in front of a map of the land of Israel.) Batman: This chapter of the Bible focuses on the cities of refuge, Robin. Robin: Cities of refuge, Batman? What do you mean? Batman: Well, these were cities where anyone who had killed someone unintentionally could flee to and be safe from the avenger of blood.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! See here, Jack, I'm gonna tell you about Numbers 35 - no malarkey! Here's the deal - this chapter is all about cities of refuge, what was that? Y'see, if someone kills another person, a city of refuge is a safe place they can run to and be protected from the avenger of blood.

  • Donald Trump

    In Numbers 35, we see a bigly example of God's terrific law. God tells the Israelites that when they get to the land of Canaan, they must designate certain cities as "cities of refuge", where those accused of murder can flee to escape punishment.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is the story of Numbers 35. Basically, God told the Israelites to give the Levites some cities to live in, and then each of the other tribes would give them some of the surrounding land.