• King James Version

    1. And Moses spake unto the heads of the tribes concerning the children of Israel, saying, This {is} the thing which the LORD hath commanded. / 2. If a man vow a vow unto the LORD, or swear an oath to bind his soul with a bond; he shall not break his word, he shall do according to all that proceedeth out of his mouth.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it seems like God is really getting worked up in Numbers 30. He's just laying down the law - no more messing around with your promises to Him! If you make a vow, you better keep it - no matter who it hurts! And if you're a father or husband, you better watch out - you can't just go undoing a vow your daughter or wife has made.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's dive into Numbers 30. What's it about? Bible Expert: Well, Numbers 30 is all about how vows and oaths should be kept and the consequences of breaking them. It begins with the Lord speaking to Moses, saying that if a man makes a vow to the Lord or makes a pledge under oath, he must fulfill it.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Numbers 30. In this chapter, God speaks to Moses and explains that when a person makes a vow, they must fulfill it.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! Chapter 30 of Numbers is all about vows. If a woman makes a vow, her father or husband can cancel it, but if they don't, then it's binding. Also, if a man makes a vow, only he can cancel it, and it's still binding.

  • Batman

    Batman: There's trouble in the land of Israel, Robin. The people are slow to obey God's commandments, and now the Lord has given a special law to the Israelites. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: If a man makes a vow to the Lord, he must keep it, and if a woman makes a vow, her father or husband can cancel it if he chooses.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal -- Numbers 30 is about vows. C'mon, man! Literally, if a man makes a vow to the Lord, he has to keep it. Otherwise, it ain't gonna happen. My father used to say that the same goes for a woman -- she has to keep her vows too.

  • Donald Trump

    Numbers 30 is about an amazing set of rules for vows and oaths made by the people of Israel. God tells Moses to "make sure the people of Israel follow these rules" and Moses passes it on. The basic rule is that if a woman makes a vow or an oath, her father or husband can annul it - but if they say nothing, the vow or oath stands.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so in Numbers 30, it's all about the vows. Vows, vows, vows. Like the time I vowed to never go to that new Chinese buffet. Lois: Peter, that was me who made that vow. Peter: Oh, right.