• King James Version

    1. Adam, Sheth, Enosh, / 2. Kenan, Mahalaleel, Jered, / 3. Henoch, Methuselah, Lamech, / 4. Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. / 5. The sons of Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras.

  • Norm

    Hey, everybody, it's Norm MacDonald here, with a summary of the Bible for all you folks who don't have time to read it. This time we're tackling 1 Chronicles 1. As you can imagine, it's a real page-turner.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so I'm here with a Bible expert to get a rundown of 1 Chronicles 1. Let's dig in. Expert: Sure. So 1 Chronicles 1 is all about the genealogies of Israel. It begins with Adam and lists his descendants up to the time of Saul, King of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm passionate about the Bible. Specifically, I'd like to tell you about 1 Chronicles 1. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, if you must.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Ya'll listen up! Chapter one of 1 Chronicles is gonna be a quick one. This is all about lineage, so it's gonna be a lotta names and a lotta genealogy. Ya'll better pay attention, cause this is important stuff.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy history lesson, Robin! Let's talk about the first chapter of 1 Chronicles. Robin: Right you are, Batman! It starts with a list of the descendants of Adam, Noah, and the other patriarchs.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, folks, listen up. I'm gonna tell you something about 1 Chronicles 1. It's a real whopper. See here, Jack: it's about the beginning of the world. Yeah, that's right, the world! It all starts with Adam, obviously.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Chronicles 1: Wow, what an amazing and terrific chapter we have here! We meet many people who were the fathers of great nations, like Shem, who was the father of all the children of Eber and the brothers of Japheth.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, everyone, let's start with 1 Chronicles 1. Adam: Uh, is this gonna be a long one? Peter: This is the bible, Adam! It's always long! Lois: Okay, let's see here. 1 Chronicles 1 is about the genealogy of Adam - it lists all his descendants until Jacob.