• King James Version

    1. Now it came to pass, as David sat in his house, that David said to Nathan the prophet, Lo, I dwell in an house of cedars, but the ark of the covenant of the LORD {remaineth} under curtains. / 2. Then Nathan said unto David, Do all that {is} in thine heart; for God {is} with thee.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, we’ve made it to 1 Chronicles 17. This chapter is all about King David and how he wanted to build a temple for God. God wasn’t too keen on the idea, but he told David that his son Solomon would be the one to build it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Wow, this is a doozy! I mean, 1 Chronicles 17 - that's a big one. I'm sure it's got a lot of juicy stories, right? Bible Expert: Yes, Joe. This chapter is about God's promise to David that his descendants would build a temple and that David's house would be established forever.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, how about that new restaurant in town? Have you tried it yet?" Contestant: "Actually, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. In 1 Chronicles 17, God tells King David that his family will be the only dynasty to rule over Israel forever.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Attention maggots! Listen up! We're gonna go over 1 Chronicles 17 real quick. So God told David he was gonna give him a house, and David got all humble and said he wasn't worthy. But God said he was gonna make a house for David and it was gonna be awesome.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I have some news about King David. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: The Lord appeared to David and told him that he should not build a temple for Him. Instead, the Lord promised that he would build a house for David and establish his kingdom forever.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Here's the deal. My father used to say, there's nothing more important in the world than the Bible. Well, folks, the 17th Chapter of 1 Chronicles is a real doozy. See here, Jack, the Lord tells David he's gonna make his name great, and that his kingdom will last forever.

  • Donald Trump

    In 1 Chronicles 17, God tells King David that he will have a son who will build a temple for the Lord - and it's gonna be YUGE! King David is so amazed by this that he can barely contain himself; it's unbelievable how terrific it is! And the Temple is gonna be so amazing that it will make America great again! But David's son is gonna have to do it, not him - and that's sad! So many people are saying this is an incredible situation.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 1 Chronicles 17 is about God visiting King David and basically giving him the green light to build a temple. Lois: Oh, that's nice. Brian: Yeah, but God's like, "Hey, don't worry, I'm gonna make your name great" in a totally Yoda-esque way.