Attention maggots! Listen up! We're gonna go over 1 Chronicles 17 real quick. So God told David he was gonna give him a house, and David got all humble and said he wasn't worthy. But God said he was gonna make a house for David and it was gonna be awesome. And then God made a bunch of promises to David about how his house would last forever and his kingdom would never end, and all his enemies would be defeated. Then David blessed God and praised him for all his goodness. And that's it. A-ten-hut!