Listen up, maggots! 1 Chronicles 2 is all about the offspring of Israel, from Judah to Benjamin to the sons of David. It's all about the generations of these people who were kings and princes. It also talks about the sons of Zerah, the Canaanites, and the descendants of Hezron and Ram. It's a long list of names but you better remember them 'cause they're important. Got it?