Listen up, maggots! This is 1 Chronicles 11. This chapter tells the story of the Israelites who, after they united under David, conquered the fortress of Zion. We follow David as he moves his throne to Jerusalem. He then organizes his army and makes them swear loyalty to him. Next, he leads the army in battle against the Philistines and defeats them. Finally, the leaders of the Israelite tribes come to Jerusalem and anoint David as King of all Israel. That's it for 1 Chronicles 11. Now get out there and conquer more of the Promised Land!