Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living, contestant?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm actually an amateur Biblical scholar. I've been studying the Bible for many years and I thought I might take this chance to tell you about the 11th chapter of 1 Chronicles.

Alex Trebek: (Sarcastically) Oh, great.

Contestant: The 11th chapter of 1 Chronicles focuses on the first King of Israel, David, and his ascent to power. After David defeats the Philistine army, he and his people settle in Jerusalem and David takes his place as the leader of all Israel. He brings together the nation’s leaders and makes them his officers and counselors, and he unites all the tribes of Israel.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay, thank you. Let's move on to something else.