Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Actually, I'm a student of the Bible. I'd like to give you a summary of 1 Chronicles 10.

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Alright, go ahead...

Contestant: 1 Chronicles 10 tells the story of Saul's death in battle, and how the Israelites mourned for him. It also tells of Saul's sons, Ishbosheth and Jonathan, who were killed by the Philistines. Finally, it tells of the Israelites' decision to make David their king.

Alex Trebek: [Rolling his eyes] That's... great. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, the chapter also talks about David's victory over the Philistines and how he brought the Ark of the Covenant back to Jerusalem.

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Wonderful. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, the chapter also describes how David established his kingdom and how he organized the Levites, the priests, and the other officers of the kingdom.

Alex Trebek: [Muttering] Great. Anything else?

Contestant: That's it for 1 Chronicles 10.