Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I thought I'd start with the Bible. 1 Chronicles 5 talks about how the sons of Reuben, Gad, and half of the tribe of Manasseh received land on the east side of the Jordan River. They lived there peacefully until their enemies, the Hagrites, Ishmaelites, and Arabians, attacked them. But the Lord helped them defeat their enemies, and in the end, they took possession of the land that the Hagrites had been living in."

Alex Trebek: (sighing) "That's... interesting. So, what do you like to do when you're not studying the Bible?"

Contestant: "Well, I also like to study the Bible. In 1 Chronicles 6, it talks about the Levites and their descendants, who were given cities to live in throughout the land of Israel. The Levites were in charge of ministering to the Lord, while the priests were responsible for offerings and sacrifices."

Alex Trebek: (facepalming) "O-kaaay. What else do you like to do?"

Contestant: "Oh, I like to summarize the Bible! In 1 Chronicles 7, it talks about the descendants of Issachar, Benjamin, Naphtali, Manasseh, and Ephraim. It also talks about how Gideon and his family helped to defeat the Midianites and the Amalekites. And in 1 Chronicles 8, the genealogy of Saul is mentioned, along with his descendants and the cities they lived in."

Alex Trebek: (in a strained voice) "Um, I think we should move on to something else now. What are your hobbies?"