Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'm going to tell you a bit about 1 Chronicles 7!

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: So in this chapter, we learn about the descendants of the tribes of Israel. It starts with the descendants of Issachar, then the descendants of Benjamin, then the descendants of Naphtali. It also mentions the descendants of Manasseh and Ephraim.

Alex Trebek: (tries to stay positive) Well, that's nice. Anything else?

Contestant: Of course! We also learn about the families of Gershom and Merari, then the descendants of Levi. We also get a list of the chiefs of the clans of Reuben and Gad.

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) I see. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! We also learn about the mighty warriors from the tribe of Benjamin, and then the list of warriors from the various other tribes. Finally, we learn about the various cities that were given to the descendants of the various tribes.

Alex Trebek: (tries to stay positive) That's quite a lot of information. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, that's about it!

Alex Trebek: (relieved) Great! I look forward to hearing more about you as the game progresses.