Alex Trebek: "So, what would you like to talk about today?"

Contestant: "Well, I'd like to talk about 1 Chronicles 15!"

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "Oh, not this again...Okay, let's hear it."

Contestant: "This chapter is about how King David was inspired to bring the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem. He had all the Levites prepare for the procession of the Ark and instructed them to sing praises to God as they moved it. He also appointed the musicians to play their instruments during the procession. The Ark was finally presented to the people of Jerusalem in a ceremony of joy and celebration."

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "I see...And what else?"

Contestant: "Well, King David also established rules and regulations for the Levites to follow when they were taking care of the Ark. He also commanded the people to offer sacrifices to God and to celebrate with joy and praise. Afterward, King David and all the people of Israel celebrated with a great feast."

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) "I suppose that's it, then?"

Contestant: "That's it!"

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "Well, I'm sure I'll hear about another chapter of the Bible tomorrow..."