Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I am a Bible scholar. I recently wrote a summary of 1 Chronicles 19.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright. Let's hear it.

Contestant: Well, the chapter begins with King Nahash of the Ammonites attacking Israel, so King David sends Joab and the Israelite army to defend the country. They are victorious, and the Ammonites retreat. Then, King Hanun of the Ammonites hires a mercenary army from Aram to fight against Israel. So, David sends a larger army against Aram, and they defeat the mercenaries. Finally, David sends a third army against the Philistines, and they too are victorious.

Alex Trebek: (forced smile) That's very interesting. So, do you have any hobbies?