Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself...

Contestant: Well, let's start with 1 Chronicles 21. It begins with King David taking a census of the Israelites, which angers God and he sends a plague of disaster. To atone for his mistake, David builds an altar and offers sacrifices, and God stops the plague.

Alex Trebek: Uh, okay. Interesting. What else can you tell me about yourself?

Contestant: Then, God sends a message to David through the prophet Gad, instructing him to buy the threshing floor of Araunah the Jebusite and build an altar there. So, David does and offers sacrifices, and once again, God stops the plague and blesses the Israelites.

Alex Trebek: Come on, there's got to be more to you than Bible stories!

Contestant: And that's 1 Chronicles 21 in a nutshell.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, moving on. What other hobbies do you have?