Peter: Alright, so in 1 Chronicles 21, God was mad at David 'cause he ordered a census of the people.

Lois: Ugh, what a jerk.

Stewie: Yeah, David should've known that was a bad idea.

Brian: Right, so God sent a plague against the people to punish David.

Chris: Then David humbled himself before the Lord and asked God to forgive the people.

Peter: Yeah, and so God told David to build an altar at the threshing floor of Araunah the Jebusite, and offer up burnt offerings and peace offerings.

Lois: Wow, that's a lot of work.

Stewie: I know! But it's worth it if it's gonna stop the plague.

Brian: So David did it, and God accepted the sacrifice and stopped the plague.

Chris: Then God told David to build the temple where the altar was.

Peter: And then God blessed David and he reigned over Israel for a long time. The end.

Lois: Well, that was a wild ride!

Stewie: Yeah, lesson learned: don't mess with God.

Brian: Or you'll end up like OJ Simpson.

Chris: *Sigh*