Peter: Alright, so in 1 Chronicles 20, we find out that there was a huge battle against the Philistines.

Lois: I guess that means the Philistines were a lot like the Cylons from Battlestar Galactica, huh?

Stewie: Oh, please, Lois. That show was so 2007.

Peter: Anyway, there's a giant man named Saph, and he kills a Philistine giant named Goliath.

Brian: I guess that means Saph was like Superman, huh?

Peter: Yeah, I guess so. And then there's some other battles too.

Lois: Sounds like it was a lot like that episode of The Simpsons where they fought off the aliens.

Stewie: Yeah, except the Philistines weren't aliens, they were just big guys.

Brian: And then the Israelites finally won the battle, and they celebrated by offering sacrifices to God.

Lois: Sounds like the Israelites were a lot like the Avengers, huh?

Peter: I guess so.