Peter: Alright, folks, we’re gonna sum up 1 Chronicles 22. So, King David gathers all the materials and supplies that he needs to build the temple. He also stockpiles gold and silver, like a dragon hoarding treasure.

Brian: Wow, that’s a lot of money, like an episode of The Price is Right where they give away a new car.

Lois: David commands his son Solomon to build the temple, which is like when your parents tell you to do your homework.

Stewie: And then Solomon called all the workers and said, “Let’s get to work, like in the '90s when they sang, ‘Get jiggy wit it!’”

Quagmire: He also made sure that the people followed the law, which is like when you’re playing Monopoly and you don’t want to be the one who has to go to jail.

Cleveland: Then David charged the people to obey and serve God, like when you have to follow the rules at school.

Peter: Finally, David blessed the people and said, “God bless you all, like when you see a rainbow after a storm.”