Peter: Alright, so let's get started with the summary of 1 Chronicles 13.

Lois: Wait, did you say 1 Chronicles 13?

Peter: Yeah, why?

Lois: I have a bad feeling about this. This is the chapter where David and the Israelites tried to move the Ark of the Covenant, right?

Peter: Uh-huh. And it didn't go so well.

Lois: Oh, no.

Peter: Yeah, so David and the Israelites tried to move the Ark, but they did it the wrong way and Uzzah, one of the men carrying the Ark, was struck dead.

Lois: Wow, that's like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, except the opposite.

Peter: Yeah, and then David got really mad, but he eventually figured out that it was his fault for not following the rules and he offered sacrifices to God.

Lois: Well, at least he learned his lesson.

Peter: Yeah, and then the Ark was moved to Jerusalem without any more problems. The end.

Lois: So, what did we learn?

Peter: Don't mess with the Ark of the Covenant!