Peter: Alright, so 1 Chronicles 27: It's all about the list of people in charge of the military, plus the leaders in charge of stuff in each tribe.

Lois: Woah, that's a lot of people!

Stewie: I don't see my name on the list! [stomps feet]

Brian: Oh, Stewie. This list is from hundreds of years ago, we wouldn't expect to see your name there.

Peter: Yeah, but it's still pretty interesting. For example, did you know that each of the twelve tribes of Israel had their own military leader?

Lois: Wow, that's really cool!

Brian: Yeah, and the list of military leaders is pretty extensive. It includes people in charge of everything from chariots and horses to muskets and spears.

Stewie: Or, as I like to call them, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. [evil laughter]

Lois: Stewie!

Peter: Yeah, that's not really appropriate, buddy. But yeah, 1 Chronicles 27's all about the list of military leaders in the ancient Israelite army. Pretty cool stuff.