Peter: Alright, so 1 Chronicles 11. Basically, David was like the king of Israel, right?

Lois: Right, and the chapter is about how the people of Israel show their loyalty to him.

Brian: Yeah, they like, show up to the stronghold of Zion and make David their leader.

Stewie: Clearly they are making a wise decision, David is obviously the most qualified leader of them all.

Peter: Yeah, and then they go to battle and like, a bunch of brave dudes get together and form what they call the "Mighty Men of David."

Lois: That's right. They all fight together and win.

Brian: And then they tell David that he's the best leader ever and all the people of Israel support him.

Stewie: Right, and then they make all these funny references to pop culture, like "you're the king of the world!" and stuff like that.

Peter: I see, so basically the people of Israel are showing their loyalty to David in a hilarious way.