Peter: Alright, this Bible chapter is 1 Chronicles 3. Uh, so it's a list of all the kings and their families and stuff, which I think is kinda boring. But, hey, at least we get to learn some fun historical trivia, like who was related to who and stuff.

Lois: Wow, that's so interesting! So what else is in the chapter?

Peter: Well, there's a lot of names and stuff, but the main point is that it's a genealogy of the kings of Judah. It starts with David and goes all the way to the end of the Babylonian exile.

Stewie: Oh, so it's like Game of Thrones but with more boring names.

Brian: Yeah, and probably none of the drama or violence. Just lots of long, complicated family trees.

Peter: Yeah, and lots of names that no one can remember. But I guess it's important to know who was related to who, so they could figure out who was in charge and stuff.

Lois: Wow, that's so interesting. So what other interesting things are in the chapter?

Peter: Well, there's a lot of other names, but the main point is that this chapter is all about the genealogy of the kings of Judah. So if you ever want to know who was related to who, this is the chapter to look at. And you can get some good pop culture references out of it, too, like if you ever want to make a joke about King David and Queen Victoria being related, now you know it's true!