Peter: Alright, so 1 Chronicles 2 starts off with a list of descendants of Israel, right?

Lois: Yup. We got Reuben, Judah, Simeon, Levi and all those other guys.

Stewie: Yeah, so let's see... uh, after Reuben comes the sons of Pallu, then the sons of Hezron, then the sons of Carmi, then the sons of Hur...

Brian: Hey, I think I just heard something about this in the song "Uptown Funk" by Bruno Mars!

Peter: Eh, that's cool, Brian, but let's try to stay on track here. So, uh... the sons of Simeon are listed, then the sons of Shaul, then the sons of Judah.

Lois: And the sons of Perez, right?

Stewie: Right. And then there's a list of Jezreel, Hezron, Hamul, and so on.

Brian: Ah, yes, the famous "Jezreel, Hezron, Hamul" song by Queen.

Peter: Brian, please...

Lois: Anyway, it's basically just a bunch of names.

Stewie: Yeah, like the sons of Caleb, the sons of Jerahmeel, the sons of Shemaiah.

Brian: Just like the song "Shemaiah, Caleb, Jerahmeel" by the Backstreet Boys!

Peter: Brian, please!