• King James Version

    1. These {are} the sons of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun, {Israel: or, Jacob} / 2. Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher. / 3. The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: {which} three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess.

  • Norm

    Okay, so in 1 Chronicles 2, we meet the descendants of Israel: the sons of Judah, the sons of Simeon, the sons of Levi, the sons of Benjamin, and the sons of Zebulun. And, of course, that's not all! We also meet the descendants of Reuben, Gad, Ashur, and Hezron.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's happening in 1 Chronicles 2? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is all about genealogies. It starts with the sons of Israel, and then moves through the list of their descendants in the house of Judah and Benjamin.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I’d love to tell you about 1 Chronicles 2. It starts with the line of Israelite descendants, starting with the sons of Jacob, who is also known as Israel.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! 1 Chronicles 2 is all about the offspring of Israel, from Judah to Benjamin to the sons of David. It's all about the generations of these people who were kings and princes. It also talks about the sons of Zerah, the Canaanites, and the descendants of Hezron and Ram.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! This chapter is all about who was in the family tree of King David! Batman: Yes, that's right, Robin! It starts with the sons of Israel - Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Zebulun, and Benjamin.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. 1 Chronicles 2 has got a lotta characters in it. C'mon, man, there's Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Zebulun, Dan, Gad, Asher, Naphtali, and all the sons of Jacob. My father used to say that these are the ones who made it into the Bible.

  • Donald Trump

    In 1 Chronicles 2, we see some amazing things! First, we have the genealogy of Saul, who was a great king, but sadly didn't do so well in the end. We also have the genealogy of David, who was a bigly winner, and is remembered for his courage and strength.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 1 Chronicles 2 starts off with a list of descendants of Israel, right? Lois: Yup. We got Reuben, Judah, Simeon, Levi and all those other guys. Stewie: Yeah, so let's see... uh, after Reuben comes the sons of Pallu, then the sons of Hezron, then the sons of Carmi, then the sons of Hur.