• King James Version

    1. Now Hiram king of Tyre sent messengers to David, and timber of cedars, with masons and carpenters, to build him an house. / 2. And David perceived that the LORD had confirmed him king over Israel, for his kingdom was lifted up on high, because of his people Israel.

  • Norm

    So, in 1 Chronicles 14, we meet King David. He's chillin' in Jerusalem, thinking about how to expand Israel. He consults with God, who gives him the idea to build an army and attack the Philistines. So, David goes out and kicks some Philistine butt, and even manages to take the Ark of the Covenant from them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's going on in 1 Chronicles 14? Bible Expert: Well, 1 Chronicles 14 is all about David and how he became king of Israel. Joe: Woah, so like he just took the throne? Bible Expert: Not exactly.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, let me tell you about 1 Chronicles 14. Alex: (Sighs) Oh no, not this again. Contestant: In this chapter, King David builds up the city of Jerusalem and strengthens his kingdom.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, you maggots! This is 1 Chronicles 14! God is going to help David, his chosen one, defeat the Philistines. So, David gathers his armies and they defeat the Philistines at Baal Perazim. Then they chase the Philistines all the way to Geba.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it appears we have our work cut out for us this chapter. Robin: What’s that, Batman? Batman: 1 Chronicles 14 tells of how King David moved his household to Jerusalem, and how the Philistines were defeated in battle.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up! Here's the deal. 1 Chronicles 14 tells us all about how King David did battle against the Philistines with a team of mighty warriors. He had his men build up a bunch of strongholds, and they even built a tunnel under the city of Bethlehem, which was pretty cool! Now, see here, Jack, David was so successful that he got the Philistines to literally run for the hills.

  • Donald Trump

    1 Chronicles 14 was an UNBELIEVABLE chapter! King David was doing a TERRIFIC job ruling over Israel. He was working to make Israel GREAT AGAIN. He had many people around him that were helping him to do this, especially God!

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so 1 Chronicles 14, lemme see here. Uh... so, David consults with the Lord, who promises him victory over the Philistines. Lois: Oh wow, sounds like a scene from Game of Thrones! Brian: Yeah, but this is a Bible chapter, not a book series.