Listen up, you maggots! This is 1 Chronicles 14! God is going to help David, his chosen one, defeat the Philistines. So, David gathers his armies and they defeat the Philistines at Baal Perazim. Then they chase the Philistines all the way to Geba. But the Philistines are too strong and David's men can't quite hold them off. So, God comes to the rescue and sends a huge earthquake to shake up the Philistines. They all run away and David and his men are victorious. The name of the place is called Baal Perazim, which means “The Lord of Breakthroughs”. Finally, David worships God for His help and victory. That's it! Now get out there and remember what you just learned!