Alex: Alright, so, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, let me tell you about 1 Chronicles 14.

Alex: (Sighs) Oh no, not this again.

Contestant: In this chapter, King David builds up the city of Jerusalem and strengthens his kingdom. He defeats the Philistines and brings the Ark of the Covenant to the city. He also sets up a standing army and announces that the people of Israel should worship the Lord in Jerusalem.

Alex: (Rolls eyes) Okay, sure. What else?

Contestant: The chapter also records that God appeared to David and told him He would make his kingdom strong and that his son would build a temple for the Lord.

Alex: Um, okay. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, actually. 1 Chronicles 14 also tells us that God gave David victory over all his enemies, and that David was praised throughout the land.

Alex: (Groans) Alright, I think that's enough about the Bible. Let's move on to something else.