Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I’d love to tell you about 1 Chronicles 2. It starts with the line of Israelite descendants, starting with the sons of Jacob, who is also known as Israel. His sons are Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Zebulun, Dan, Joseph, Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher. It then goes on to list the descendants of those sons.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Uh huh, that’s very interesting. So what else do you like to do for fun?

Contestant: Well, 1 Chronicles 2 goes on to list some of the clans descended from Judah and Simeon, as well as the descendants of King Saul. It also talks about Hezron from Caleb, and the descendants of Hezron, and then the descendants of Perez, who was a son of Hezron.

Alex Trebek: [facepalms] Please tell me you have something else to talk about.

Contestant: Sure! It also talks about the sons of Zerah, who is a son of Judah. This list includes the kings of Edom, which is a nation that was descended from Esau. The chapter ends with the sons of Simeon.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] I was really hoping for something else.