Alex Trebek: So, what brings you on Jeopardy today? Contestant: I'm here to summarize the Bible! Starting with Amos 1. Alex: Oh, great. [Sighs] I'm sure we'd all love to hear that, but why don't you tell us a bit about yourself first? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I’m a big fan of the Bible, and I’d like to summarize Amos 2 for you. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: Amos 2 is all about God's judgment of Israel for their sins. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually studying the Bible! I'm in the middle of Amos 3 right now. Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Alright, what does that say? Contestant: Well, it starts off with the Lord asking Amos why he should be surprised that something bad is about to happen to Israel. →

Alex: "So, (Contestant's Name), tell me a bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I happen to have a pretty good understanding of the Bible, so I thought I'd start by summarizing Amos 4." Alex (sighing): "Go ahead then. →

Alex: Alright, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar and I'd like to tell you about what I've learned from the book of Amos. Alex: (exasperated sigh) Alright, go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I can summarize it chapter by chapter. Let me start with Amos 6. Alex Trebek (frantically trying to change the subject): Uh, right. →

Contestant: This chapter of the Bible is Amos 7. It starts with Amos seeing a swarm of locusts and then God showing him a plumb line to symbolize His judgement against Israel. Alex Trebek: Uh huh. (sighs) Well, let's move on to some other topics. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to summarize Amos 8. Alex: (Sighing) Alright, I guess we can do that. Go ahead. Contestant: In Amos 8, God speaks out against the people of Israel. →

Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible, and the book of Amos is a great place to start. In Amos 9, God is punishing the people of Israel for their sins. →