Alex Trebek: So, what brings you on Jeopardy today?

Contestant: I'm here to summarize the Bible! Starting with Amos 1.

Alex: Oh, great. [Sighs] I'm sure we'd all love to hear that, but why don't you tell us a bit about yourself first?

Contestant: Well, in Amos 1, the Lord speaks to Amos and tells him to prophesy against Israel's enemies. He lists the nations from which these enemies come, including Philistia, Edom, Moab, Damascus and Tyre. He tells Amos to warn them about their wickedness and that they will be punished for their sins.

Alex: [Sighs] Interesting. So, what else do you like to do in your spare time?

Contestant: Well, in the next chapter, Amos 2, the Lord speaks against Judah and Israel. He condemns them for their greed and corruption, and promises that their punishment will be severe.

Alex: [Exasperated] Right. So, what kind of music are you into?

Contestant: Well, in Amos 3, the Lord speaks to Amos again and tells him to deliver a message to the people of Israel. He warns them of impending judgment and says that they have not obeyed His commands. He promises that the punishment will be great and that the land will be destroyed.

Alex: [Sighs in frustration] That's...great. So, what kind of hobbies do you have?