Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I can summarize it chapter by chapter. Let me start with Amos 6.

Alex Trebek (frantically trying to change the subject): Uh, right. Well, let's talk about something else!

Contestant: In Amos 6, God warns the people of Israel to stop their luxurious and comfortable lives, as they have become complacent and ignore the suffering of the poor and needy. He says that those living in Samaria, the capital of Israel, will be punished for their excesses, and that the people of Judah will also be punished for their idolatry and for not following the laws of God.

Alex Trebek (visibly annoyed): That's... interesting. So, what kind of hobbies do you have?

Contestant: God also declares that the people of Israel will be taken into exile, and that their enemies will be strengthened and victorious. He warns that if the people of Israel do not repent, then the country will be destroyed and the people will suffer.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Well, I'm sure that's fascinating, but can we please talk about something else?