Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I know a lot about the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about 2 Kings 1. Alex (sighing): Alright... Contestant: 2 Kings 1 tells the story of Moabite King Mesha killing Israelite King Ahaziah. →

Alex Trebek: So tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, as you know, I'm a big fan of the Bible. Let me tell you about 2 Kings 2. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: This chapter starts with Elijah being taken up to heaven by a whirlwind. →

Alex: "So, what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I love to talk about the Bible. In fact, I can summarize 2 Kings 3 right now!" Alex: "Uh, yeah, that's great, but I'm sure there are other things that you like to do besides talk about the Bible, right?" →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was just reading through 2 Kings 4… Alex Trebek: *sighs* Can't we talk about anything else? Contestant: Sure, but this is interesting! In 2 Kings 4, we see Elisha healing a woman's son and also feeding a hundred people with just a little bit of food. →

Alex: Alright, contestant, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? Contestant: Sure, Alex. But before I do, I'd like to quickly tell you about 2 Kings 5. Alex: (frustrated) Ugh, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: In 2 Kings 5, we meet Naaman, a commander of the Aramean army. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible and I'd like to share my summary of 2 Kings 6 with you. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, I guess. So go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself..." Contestant: "Well, did you know that in 2 Kings 7, there was a famine in Samaria that was so severe that the head of a donkey was sold for 80 pieces of silver, and a small amount of dove's dung was sold for 5 pieces of silver?" →

Alex: So, what do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible! Alex: Oh, great. Well, what can you tell me about 2 Kings 8? Contestant: Sure! So, in 2 Kings 8, Elisha sends one of his disciples to anoint Jehu as the king of Israel. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I'd like to tell you about 2 Kings 9. Alex Trebek (sighing): Of course you do. Contestant: In this chapter, the prophet Elisha sends a messenger to anoint Jehu as the new king of Israel. →

Alex: Tell me about yourself, contestant! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, so I'd love to tell you about 2 Kings 10. Alex: (sighs) Alright. Go ahead. Contestant: 2 Kings 10 tells the story of how Jehu was anointed king of Israel by the prophet Elisha. →

Alex: "All right, so tell us a little bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Actually, I'd rather talk about the Bible. Specifically, 2 Kings 11!" Alex: *sigh* "Sure, why not. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a little bit. What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: *Sighs* Alright, why don't you tell me about it? →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to summarize 2 Kings 13 to you if that's okay. Alex: [sighs] I suppose so. Go ahead. Contestant: 2 Kings 13 tells the story of the death of King Jehoahaz of Israel. →

Alex: "Let's talk about your hobbies! What do you like to do in your spare time?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually really into bible studies, so I'd love to tell you about the summary of 2 Kings 14!" Alex: *sighs* "Okay, if you must. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible! I'd love to talk to you about 2 Kings 15. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Sure, go ahead. Contestant: In 2 Kings 15, it tells the story of Azariah, son of Amaziah, who became king of Judah at the age of 16. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell us about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm here to tell you about the Bible. Specifically, I want to tell you about 2 Kings 16. Alex Trebek: (sighs) Okay, let's hear it. Contestant: 2 Kings 16 tells the story of King Ahaz of Judah. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for fun? Contestant: I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: Oh, okay. So what have you been reading recently? Contestant: Well, I just finished 2 Kings 17. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, what is 2 Kings 17 about? →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I think I should start with 2 Kings 18! It's the story of King Hezekiah and his reign in Judah. Hezekiah was a righteous king who sought to bring the people of Judah back to worshipping the one true God. →

Alex Trebek: So, let's get to know you a bit. What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately and I think I could summarize it chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: [frustrated] No, no, let's keep it light. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, it's time for the "get to know you" period. Tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'll start by summarizing 2 Kings 20. Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes.) Ugh, why does this always happen to me? OK, go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar, so if you don't mind, I'd like to tell you about the story of 2 Kings 21. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, here we go again. →

Alex: So, what do you like to do in your spare time? Contestant: (Insists on talking about the Bible) Well, I was just reading about the events of 2 Kings 22. In the chapter, King Josiah of Judah finds an old book of the law in the temple and is deeply moved by it. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to summarize 2 Kings 23... Alex Trebek: (sighing in frustration) Ugh, why does this keep happening? Alright, go ahead. →

Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here today? Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm here to talk about 2 Kings 24! Alex Trebek: Uh, okay. What is that? Contestant: It's a chapter in the Bible! It talks about how King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon invades Judah, destroys Jerusalem, and takes most of the people into exile. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, (Contestant Name), tell us a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid reader, and I've recently been studying the Bible. I've been reading 2 Kings 25, and I thought I'd share a brief summary of it with you! →